Top 5
Top 5 Cheating Behaviours: (thanks to cliff)
1. When your girlfriend asks you to design a kitchen for her mum, but your an accountant.
2. When your girlfriend calls you "Hon" instead of the usual "Sweety pie".
3. When your girlfriend asks you "So what’s the weather in New York?", but you live in California.
4. When your girlfriend says "Darling it was great last night", but you actually stayed in the office for overtime.
5. When you find a condom in your girlfriend’s drawer, scented.
+ i’ve always thought there are more than 5 but don’t you think the ones listed above makes a lot of sense? 
